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  | Audio 02: English (Commentary) AAC LC 2 channels 84.0 kb/s            |
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  | imDB........: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/                   |
  | imDB-rATiNG.: 4.9/10  (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)( )( )( )( )( ) @ 4,686 votes    |
  | ofDB........: https://ofdb.de/film/32113,                             |
  | ofDB-rATiNG.: 5.2/10  (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)( )( )( )( )( ) @ 47 votes       |
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  | runtime of   1 h 25 min 0 s will plot a  Action, Comedy  as following |
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  | The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament    |
  | says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The         |
  | filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit   |
  | of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the       |
  | Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero:  |
  | Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned    |
  | to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of       |
  | judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of    |
  | vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action      |
  | with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams   |
  | the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against              |
  | mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to        |
  | address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a  |
  | musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.                               |
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  | no news is good news.                                                 |
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                          Releasedate: 2026/11/05